{"id":557,"date":"2004-04-12T10:01:39","date_gmt":"2004-04-12T10:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=557"},"modified":"2020-11-09T13:50:04","modified_gmt":"2020-11-09T18:50:04","slug":"biblemanhooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"bibleman…hooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"

gosh, i dont even know what to make of this. on the way to the delta grill<\/i> saturday, i passed by this in a window in midtown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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bibleman<\/i>. defender of all things that are um\u2026bible-related. w\u2026tf. its not everyday i see super-heroes in funny rubber outfits based off of holy doctrine, so i did a little researching on the web. apparently the bibleman<\/a> thang is a whole franchise\u2026with bibleman<\/i> (aka miles peterson) and his um, bible adventure team<\/i> fighting against the evil prince of pride<\/i>, el furioso<\/i>, and other dorks that have odd contraptions strapped to their head. biblemans<\/i> decked out in his \u201cfull armor of god\u201d, which not only protects him from evil, but also keeps a ready supply of twinkies and little debbies\u2026while his sidekick cypher<\/i> is a computer wiz and has a bottle opener over one eye. they fight evil in the name of their god\u2026because isnt that what we all want to do? fight in the name of god?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

i suppose commentary at this point would be pointless. and to be honest, my mind is still processing it all at the moment. bibleman<\/i>\u2026egad. it would however be coo if they did a justice league<\/i>-type thing, where bibleman<\/i> teams up with torah-boy<\/i>, rig vedonna<\/i>, and the koranator<\/i> to battle the forces of A.T.H.E.I.S.T.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> bibleman\u2026right then<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

AIR JESUS<\/b>
and why not\u2026ill toss this little baby into the mix too. if you werent aware, jesus was a pretty athletic dude. he was all over the place\u2026hockey, baseball, football. the dude was diesel. so now you can remind yourself everyday that your saviour was a jock by getting your own jesus sports figure<\/a>. word.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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gosh, i dont even know what to make of this. on the way to the delta grill saturday, i passed by this in a window in midtown. bibleman. defender of all things that are um\u2026bible-related. w\u2026tf. its not everyday i see super-heroes in funny rubber outfits based off of holy doctrine, so i did a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-r3ligion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8312,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions\/8312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}