{"id":530,"date":"2004-03-26T15:18:47","date_gmt":"2004-03-26T15:18:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=530"},"modified":"2020-11-15T15:54:57","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T20:54:57","slug":"national_keira_day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"national keira day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">big thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tienmao.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tien<\/a> for pointing out that today is indeed a great and holy day. because 19 years ago, keira knightley was born\u2026swish. keira knightley was born in teddington, middlesex england on march 26th, 1985\u2026and ever since then shes just been going around being all hot and shit. she currently reigns as number 2 on my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/journal\/archives\/000445.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">hotness list<\/a>, smiting all those below her with her exquisite cheek bones and vicious soccer skills. she\u2019ll be seen next in the movie <i>king arthur<\/i>, followed by <i>the jacket<\/i> with adrien brody, <i>pirates of the caribbean 2<\/i>, and then <i>tulip fever<\/i> with jude law.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <b>ode to keira continued\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/whatevs.org\/2004_03_21_whatevs_archive.html#108032636845436416\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">whatevs tribute to keira<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tienmao.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tien<\/a>)<br>&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kkwavefront.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">all images c\/o keira knightley wavefront<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira1.jpg 460w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira1-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira1-250x337.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira1-134x180.jpg 134w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira1-371x500.jpg 371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira2.jpg 460w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira2-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira2-250x337.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira2-134x180.jpg 134w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira2-371x500.jpg 371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira3.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira3.jpg 460w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira3-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira3-250x337.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira3-134x180.jpg 134w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira3-371x500.jpg 371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"460\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira4.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira4.jpg 460w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira4-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira4-250x337.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira4-134x180.jpg 134w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/keira4-371x500.jpg 371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>big thanks to tien for pointing out that today is indeed a great and holy day. because 19 years ago, keira knightley was born\u2026swish. keira knightley was born in teddington, middlesex england on march 26th, 1985\u2026and ever since then shes just been going around being all hot and shit. she currently reigns as number 2 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