{"id":53,"date":"2003-04-20T00:50:07","date_gmt":"2003-04-20T00:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=53"},"modified":"2020-11-11T14:59:55","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T19:59:55","slug":"fucking_chess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"fucking chess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">current selection | new order \u2013 <i>temptation<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">argh\u2026i swear ill never win another chess match again as long as i keep playing fish. this is my\u2026what? 6th? 8th? 10th straight loss? this is pretty demoralizing. i even played white this time. bleh. my second game i had a strong opening\u2026but then poo\u2019d out by mid-game. and then i make one mistake and *<i>poof<\/i>*, queens dead. after queens dead, everybody dies one after another. my kings even chased up to his side of the board, where he eventually gets surrounded and shits himself. fuck. mebbe i should take up checkers for a while\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | new order \u2013 temptation argh\u2026i swear ill never win another chess match again as long as i keep playing fish. this is my\u2026what? 6th? 8th? 10th straight loss? this is pretty demoralizing. i even played white this time. bleh. my second game i had a strong opening\u2026but then poo\u2019d out by mid-game. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8848,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/8848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}