{"id":509,"date":"2004-03-18T16:32:37","date_gmt":"2004-03-18T16:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=509"},"modified":"2020-11-10T14:38:06","modified_gmt":"2020-11-10T19:38:06","slug":"human_target","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"human target"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">ah\u2026i think we\u2019ll file this one under \u201cevolutionary speedbumps\u201d. fonz sent along this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ghettobase.com\/media\/humantarget.wmv\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">funny as hell video<\/a> of some guys launching a barrage of fireworks at their friend wearing a helmet. its basically a test of intellectual regression\u2026how far back on the evolutionary chain can you punt the human race. this doesnt mean that it isnt ridiculously funny tho, and the guy only came out of it with a few burns on his arm, and one on his face from a firework that \u201c<i>went in the helmet and kinda just spun around there for a second\u2026\u201d<\/i> good shit.<br>honorable mention goes to his friend who, when asked to throw a bucket of water on him to cool him off, tosses the water on the ground. you can do it duffy moon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ghettobase.com\/media\/humantarget.wmv\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">human target<\/a> (via fonz)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ah\u2026i think we\u2019ll file this one under \u201cevolutionary speedbumps\u201d. fonz sent along this funny as hell video of some guys launching a barrage of fireworks at their friend wearing a helmet. its basically a test of intellectual regression\u2026how far back on the evolutionary chain can you punt the human race. this doesnt mean that it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8361,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions\/8361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}