{"id":459,"date":"2004-02-25T13:29:34","date_gmt":"2004-02-25T13:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=459"},"modified":"2020-11-10T16:38:13","modified_gmt":"2020-11-10T21:38:13","slug":"no_pants_day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=459","title":{"rendered":"no pants day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">greg\u2026what the hell is this? this \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nopantsday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">no pants day<\/a>\u201d thang? please enlighten me, because the thought of people running around in their undies frightens me. not completely frightenening mind you, since i can think of many instances of happiness. but generally speaking, that \u201chappiness\u201d will most likely be tempered with fright at the thought of certain people hopping around without their pants. jigglies, thunder thighs, sweatered asses, etc\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nopantsday.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">no pants day may 7th<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stormwerks.com\/linked\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">#!\/usr\/bin\/girl<\/a>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"420\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/nopants1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/nopants1.jpg 420w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/nopants1-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/nopants1-250x190.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/nopants1-236x180.jpg 236w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/nopants1-394x300.jpg 394w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>greg\u2026what the hell is this? this \u201cno pants day\u201d thang? please enlighten me, because the thought of people running around in their undies frightens me. not completely frightenening mind you, since i can think of many instances of happiness. but generally speaking, that \u201chappiness\u201d will most likely be tempered with fright at the thought of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8416,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions\/8416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}