{"id":44,"date":"2003-03-25T17:12:58","date_gmt":"2003-03-25T17:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=44"},"modified":"2020-11-15T16:14:43","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T21:14:43","slug":"optimus_prime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"optimus prime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">current selection | kmfdm \u2013 <i>juke joint jezebel<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">my friend fonz mentioned this to me last week\u2026how some badass national guard member in ohio legally changed his name to optimus prime. how cool is that? albeit in a slightly geeky way\u2026but nobody can deny the coolness that was the transformers. best quote\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><i>\u201cI got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard.\u201d <\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">boo-ya. someone go find voltron and mazinger\u2026the iraqi army* would crumble beneath the combined might of beam sabers, flying fist-missiles, and um\u2026stan bush. <i>you got the touch\u2026.<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"318\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/optimus1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6704\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/optimus1.jpg 318w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/optimus1-239x300.jpg 239w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/optimus1-250x314.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/optimus1-143x180.jpg 143w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | kmfdm \u2013 juke joint jezebel my friend fonz mentioned this to me last week\u2026how some badass national guard member in ohio legally changed his name to optimus prime. how cool is that? albeit in a slightly geeky way\u2026but nobody can deny the coolness that was the transformers. best quote\u2026 \u201cI got a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8864,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/8864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}