{"id":435,"date":"2004-02-16T09:49:19","date_gmt":"2004-02-16T09:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=435"},"modified":"2020-11-10T20:45:20","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T01:45:20","slug":"hotness_list_redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"hotness list redux"},"content":{"rendered":"

[ current selection<\/b> | massive attack \u2013 unfinished sympathy<\/i> ]
[ feelin\u2019<\/b> | like a case of the mondays<\/i> ]<\/p>\n\n\n\n

for valentines weekend, ign decided to have their own list of \u201chollywood\u2019s hottest valentines<\/a>\u201c\u2026and shit, i have to say im glad mine is only the ten that it is. while agreeing with three from my list, ign\u2019s fourteen hottest valentines is kinda suspect. theirs consists only of domestic faces, but im wondering to what exacting degree of scrutiny determined their inclusions. *shrug* hey\u2026its their list i suppose. but alison lohman? pish. im such a superficial prick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> ALISON LOHMAN<\/a> > recently seen in matchstick men<\/i> and tim burtons big fish<\/i>, alison is kinda cute i suppose. kinda. not really\u2026scratch that.
> ANNA PAQUIN<\/a> > first coinciding entry\u2026number08 on my list. she goes to columbia? woo anna.
> CHRISTINA MILIAN<\/a> > from the movie torque<\/i>\u2026.ok then. i never saw. regardless, no.
> ELISHA CUTHBERT<\/a> > hmm, she is<\/i> pretty cute. tho ive only really seen her in old school<\/i> (barely)\u2026so maybe ill wait to watch the girl next door<\/a> before making the call.
> ERIKA CHRISTENSEN<\/a> > recently seen in the perfect score<\/i>. hmm\u2026no.
> EVA MENDES<\/a> > now that they mention it\u2026eva is rather hot. shes like a cross between j.lo (blech) and cindy crawford. tho she is currently dating matt damon. strike one\u2026
> KATE HUDSON<\/a> > you know\u2026ive never thought her cute in any respect. plus she married chris robinson of the black crowes<\/i>. never liked them either\u2026
> KEIRA KNIGHTLEY<\/a> > yummy.
> KIRSTEN DUNST<\/a> > seriously\u2026do people really find her attractive? i mean, she looks fine in that nice, wholesome way. but no\u2026if my list was the state of new york, shed be on the moon. hmm\u2026that analogy sounded better in my head.
> MANDY MOORE<\/a> > what? no.
> MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG<\/a> > from buffy the vampire slayer<\/i> and the upcoming eurotrip<\/i>. sorry dude, no.
> NATALIE PORTMAN<\/a> > scrumdidlyumptious!
> RACHEL BILSON<\/a> > from the fox show the o.c.<\/i> maybe\u2026kinda\u2026nah, sorry.
> SCARLETT JOHANSSON<\/a> > love lost in translation<\/i>, and im sure she rocks much. but this is a shallow and superficial hotness list. sorry scarlett\u2026you can sit on the sidelines tho and watch the game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

> ign\u2019s hottest hollywood valentines<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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