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current selection | misia \u2013 kazenifukarete<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n

kazenifubu\u2026wubu\u2026.mouthful eh? odd weekend\u2026per usual. in the past, girls i pursued in my age range always headed towards caustic issues and the such\u2026and girls 5 years my senior couldnt seem to get past \u2018friendship\u2019. but younger girls tho\u2026shit, what goes thru their minds?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

b4 i get to this weekend, three quick points. first point\u2026in high school, i was asexual. i just didnt think that way. i kno, go ahead\u2026laugh. i shit u not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

second point\u2026last year when i still lived in nj, me and fish were at panera\u2019s doing our usual coffee and chess. this particular one we frequented was usually populated by noisy teenagers\u2026but we didnt mind. as im getting my ass kicked in chess by fish, we notice a group of girls (closer to kids) looking our way. i assume theyre looking fish\u2019s way\u2026since hes quite the handsome chap. we chess on anyhoo to my utter spanking. an hour or so later, they\u2019re leaving and walk past us towards the main entrance (we\u2019re sitting right next to the front window) when theyre outside, one of the girls knocks on the window and starts gesturing and mouthing something while looking at me. im thinking, \u201cyou\u2026heart\u2026boobs?\u201d hmm\u2026no, thats not right. after a few minutes, one of her friends comes back in and says \u201cshe wants to be you.\u201d i give a dumbfounded look, wondering whether she meant that in an idolistic way, or in a \u201cbeing john malkovich\u201d way. i smile and say something incoherent. hmm, yea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

third point\u2026sometime after the panera\u2019s incident, me and fish are eating at a nice restaurant when a cute waitress i noticed looking my way, had a waiter friend come over and tell me she thought i was cute. estimated age\u2026.under 20? (hear my head swelling yet?) numbers were passed\u2026she never called. *sigh* ok\u2026onto this weekend. its coffee and chess again with fish\u2026this time at starbucks. im really getting royally spanked this time. the usual crowd of noisy teenagers are around. whatever. nothing out of the ordinary. all of a sudden, a girl comes up to me and asks if she can take my picture. per my usual reaction, i go, \u201cum\u2026sure.\u201d im so suave. she snaps the photo, smiles, and leaves. fish is giving me the wry grin and im thinking to myself, \u201cwhere the hell were you when i was in high school??\u201d ok, illegal thoughts. nevermind\u2026moving on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

enough about girls\u2026<\/b>
sunday me and fish went biking thru morris twsp in nj. we couldnt find the trails we were originally looking for, but we hit on a park area anyhoo by chance. alot of ppl were out biking, so it was a coo ride thru the woodlands. a few hills, but nothing too strenuous since it was our first biking excursion since last summer. we biked close to 10 miles thru the farmlands and fields. i couldve sworn we were in amish country or something. afterwards, fish dropped me off at the newark path station, and i got to finally bring my bike into the city with me. woo\u2026my baby\u2019s come home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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current selection | misia \u2013 kazenifukarete kazenifubu\u2026wubu\u2026.mouthful eh? odd weekend\u2026per usual. in the past, girls i pursued in my age range always headed towards caustic issues and the such\u2026and girls 5 years my senior couldnt seem to get past \u2018friendship\u2019. but younger girls tho\u2026shit, what goes thru their minds? b4 i get to this weekend, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive-favorites","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8865,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/8865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}