{"id":41,"date":"2003-04-01T09:28:34","date_gmt":"2003-04-01T09:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=41"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:03:36","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:03:36","slug":"april_first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"april first"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">current selection | justin timberlake \u2013 <i>cry me a river<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">im sure alot of ppl at this time are thinking of clever april fools jokes. i was too\u2026but then i realized it would require this thing called <i>effort<\/i>. i was going to do this whole story abt how i lost a bet and had to shave my head\u2026and was even gonna photoshop a pic with me and a slick dome. actually, i did the pic. but it looked pathetic. or actually, <i>i<\/i> looked pathetic\u2026.with no hair anyway. yea\u2026.theres a reason why i have hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">anyway\u2026heres some more lines to fill up space. blah blah blah blah blah blah. i think my mind is breaking down. and yes, the aforementioned justin timberlake is a <b>joke<\/b>. dont harass me abt that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | justin timberlake \u2013 cry me a river im sure alot of ppl at this time are thinking of clever april fools jokes. i was too\u2026but then i realized it would require this thing called effort. i was going to do this whole story abt how i lost a bet and had to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8861,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41\/revisions\/8861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}