{"id":408,"date":"2004-01-30T16:49:21","date_gmt":"2004-01-30T16:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=408"},"modified":"2020-11-10T21:48:54","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T02:48:54","slug":"catwoman_poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"catwoman poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i dont think ive shivered like this in a long time. god, this is awwwwwful. anyone whos been following the progress of the forthcoming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0327554\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">catwoman movie<\/a> starring halle berry will have probably seen the numerous craptacular pics of her in the \u201cre-imagined\u201d catwoman outfit. and where i say \u201cre-imagined\u201d, they say \u201cedgy, urban, blah blah blah.\u201d think shredder meets a porn star who just took a dump on catwoman\u2026and stole indy\u2019s whip. <b>IT. IS. SHIT.<\/b> and it was pretty awful in all its static 2-dimensionality. but now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themoviebox.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">moviebox<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">aicn<\/a>) has posted a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themoviebox.net\/movies\/2004\/0-9ABC\/Catwoman\/clip\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">small clip<\/a> from entertainment tonight\/access hollywood that features halle berry embarassing herself ridiculously in that sadly pathetic and yet still completely stupid looking catwoman \u201ccostume\u201d. its not a costume really, its just bits of leather cobbled together here and there and what looks like the scalped head of a black llama. this movies going down in a flaming ball of explosive, poo-flinging gigli. can you hear halle berry flushing her career down the toilet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themoviebox.net\/movies\/2004\/0-9ABC\/Catwoman\/clip\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">shit (via the movie box)<\/a><br>&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=16800\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> past pictures of shit (via aicn)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catshit1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catshit1.jpg 620w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catshit1-300x97.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catshit1-250x81.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catshit1-550x177.jpg 550w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/catshit1-558x180.jpg 558w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i dont think ive shivered like this in a long time. god, this is awwwwwful. anyone whos been following the progress of the forthcoming catwoman movie starring halle berry will have probably seen the numerous craptacular pics of her in the \u201cre-imagined\u201d catwoman outfit. and where i say \u201cre-imagined\u201d, they say \u201cedgy, urban, blah blah [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8484,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/8484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}