{"id":394,"date":"2004-01-22T15:22:02","date_gmt":"2004-01-22T15:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=394"},"modified":"2020-11-10T21:59:30","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T02:59:30","slug":"the_girl_next_door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"the girl next door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">heehee, yea right. dont we wish we all had hot pornstars living next to us? the new trailer for the <i>you-wish<\/i> movie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/girl_next_door\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the girl next door<\/a> is out\u2026mentioned prior in the list of movies fox was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/journal\/archives\/000367.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">releasing in 2004<\/a>. i dont recall having many pornstars living next door to me. well\u2026<i>technically<\/i> they werent pornstars\u2026you could make the argument one way or another. anyway, another story. i think ive been perpetually surrounded by either old old retirees, wasp yuppies sporting saabs, or my current \u201cwindow neighbor\u201d\u2026a brick wall. one could only hope for elisha cuthbert as a neighbor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/girl_next_door\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the girl next door trailer<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"420\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gnd1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gnd1.jpg 420w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gnd1-300x193.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gnd1-250x161.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gnd1-280x180.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>heehee, yea right. dont we wish we all had hot pornstars living next to us? the new trailer for the you-wish movie, the girl next door is out\u2026mentioned prior in the list of movies fox was releasing in 2004. i dont recall having many pornstars living next door to me. well\u2026technically they werent pornstars\u2026you could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8501,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions\/8501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}