{"id":388,"date":"2004-01-19T19:03:41","date_gmt":"2004-01-19T19:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=388"},"modified":"2020-11-10T22:03:34","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T03:03:34","slug":"jersey_movies_yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"jersey movies yo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">the trailer for kevin smiths new movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/miramax\/jersey_girl\/\" target=\"blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">jersey girl<\/a> is out. so what does it take to either make or break such a film? after a groundbreaking masterpiece like <i>gigli<\/i> (pronounced \u201c<i>suck<\/i>\u201c) most would be wary of any kind of affleck\/j.lo voltron-merge. so with the upcoming <i>jersey girl<\/i>, one cant help but worry a little. lets weigh the statistics\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>things that suck about jersey girl<\/b><br>\u2013 ben affleck and j.lo (even tho the taint is just brief)<br>\u2013 ok\u2026thats really it\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>things that rock about jersey girl<\/b><br>\u2013 new jersey (word!)<br>\u2013 george carlin<br>\u2013 kevin smith<br>\u2013 liv tyler<br>\u2013 shit, i guess affleck in the trailer\u2026<br>im not the biggest fan of affleck. in fact, i think as an actor, he has about as much acting talent as dirty underwear. but i have to admit that he seemed in form in the trailer. maybe its the kevin smith factor. liv tyler is always hot\u2026and that little girl is even cute. so ill prolly give the movie a chance\u2026with j.lo\u2019s scenes hopefully kept as super-minimal as possible. \u201c<i>hi\u2026my ass is big!<\/i>\u201d and the next scene she dies. or something to that affect\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>garden state<\/b><br>while we\u2019re on the subject of jersey movies, i thought id also mention the movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0333766\/maindetails\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">garden state<\/a>. its currently making its way thru the <b>sundance film festival<\/b>, and aicn had a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcoolnews.com\/display.cgi?id=16818\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">brief report<\/a> and a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcoolnews.com\/display.cgi?id=16808\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">review<\/a> about it\u2026comparing it to the <i>graduate<\/i> and <i>harold and maude<\/i>. the movie centers around a small-time actor, andrew, who returns to new jersey for his mothers funeral and meets a compulsive liar named samantha. its written, directed, and stars <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0103785\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">zach braff<\/a> of the rockin\u2019 show <i>scrubs<\/i>, as well as other notables like ian holm and natalie portman. yum. natalie portman btw\u2026not ian holms\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"470\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gardenstate1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gardenstate1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gardenstate1-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gardenstate1-250x144.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/gardenstate1-313x180.jpg 313w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the trailer for kevin smiths new movie jersey girl is out. so what does it take to either make or break such a film? after a groundbreaking masterpiece like gigli (pronounced \u201csuck\u201c) most would be wary of any kind of affleck\/j.lo voltron-merge. so with the upcoming jersey girl, one cant help but worry a little. 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