\u201cChelsea went to parties and drank and had boyfriends just like many other teenagers \u2014 which is what Jenna and Barbara craved \u2014 but Chelsea had a gift for keeping her mishaps out of the public eye. She \u2026treated her Secret Service agents with respect. Accordingly, they were more inclined to protect her when she got herself in jams. The twins, meanwhile, seemed to have decided that their agents were their enemies \u2014 and their chauffeurs, bellhops and valets.<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
bwahaha\u2026wtf. secret service agents as bellhops and valets. this article is just full of quotables from the adventures of jenna bush: warrior princess\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Jenna sat in a crowded bar and tried to sweet-talk the bartender into breaking the law and serving her, but he lost his nerve when he saw the guys with the earpieces and asked her to leave. Jenna, according to an account in U.S. News & World Report, was furious. She yelled at her agents, then fled down a back alley. They gave chase, said the magazine, and when they caught up with her, she taunted them: \u201cYou know if anything happens to me, my dad would have your ass.\u201d But when she called her father to complain that her detail was interfering with her drinking, he sided with her agents\u2026<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
two words\u2026biz-atch. holy shit, what a little fucktard. even tho ill admit that dubyas portrayed as a pretty rational and understanding father by the article, i cant help but think how genetics plays a part in all this. nature vs. nurture and all that. he mustve known he was passing along flawed genes\u2026and in turn only expected the worst from his offspring. twins, no less\u2026wow. i almost feel sorry for the guy. poor poor dubya\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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