{"id":350,"date":"2003-12-28T01:10:37","date_gmt":"2003-12-28T01:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2020-11-11T10:09:37","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T15:09:37","slug":"80_and_rising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"80% and rising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>current selection<\/b> | supercar \u2013 <i>strobolights<\/i><br><b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>whew<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">the stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me. theres a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/LAW\/12\/26\/toddlers.claim.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">cnn article<\/a> from friday about a woman from stamford, connecticut who is suing the city after her 2-year old model\/actor son crashed into a railing in a playground and needed stitches. she claims that the railing, which was painted green, blended in with the landscaping, and is suing for \u201c<i>medical bills, pain and suffering and a lost wage amount due to his inability to audition or take modeling or commercial jobs while his head heals.<\/i>\u201d are you fucking kidding me? what a bitch! she might as well go ahead and sue her husband and herself for providing such shoddy dna to her son. this was merely evolution\u2026since those who lack <b>depth perception<\/b> shouldnt really be fit to pass on their genes. some could say ms. mader is a pioneer of national playground safety, making sure evil railings, gym sets, and various playground appurtenances are not veiled in camouflage amongst the landscaping waiting for an unsuspecting pre-adolescent to smack into. i dont however\u2026.what a bizatch!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/LAW\/12\/26\/toddlers.claim.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">stupidity in effect<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | supercar \u2013 strobolightsfeelin\u2019 | whew the stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me. theres a cnn article from friday about a woman from stamford, connecticut who is suing the city after her 2-year old model\/actor son crashed into a railing in a playground and needed stitches. she claims that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8544,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions\/8544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}