{"id":35,"date":"2003-03-13T10:20:21","date_gmt":"2003-03-13T10:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=35"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:05:55","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:05:55","slug":"locks_are_stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"locks are stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">current selection | cyndi lauper \u2013 <i>goonies r good enough<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">woo\u2026rockin\u2019 the old school. damn, goonies was a fine movie. so much for cutting back on eating out. yesterday was supposed to be happy fun cook cook day. headed to sunrise after work\u2026picked up some chinky food, and then headed back to my apt. im standing in front of my door, fumbling for my keys, when i realize\u2026hmm, lotsa dimes and quarters. um. so its slowly dawning on me that my keys are still on my desk\u2026at work\u2026in brooklyn. fuck. i sit there in front of my door for abt 15 min, ringing the doorbell and calling my roomie (who doesnt have a damn cell these days??). i didnt want to head far b\/c, well\u2026i have this big bag of groceries im carrying around. i eventually give up and head over to blue 9 to grab a burger\u2026with my big bag o\u2019 groceries. ouchies. i take my time eating each fry (freedom fries mind u, not french) and munch the burger slowly\u2026calling my apt every half hr. i eventually finish eating and head over to virgin mega\u2026with my big bag o\u2019 groceries. oochies. im contemplating ways of breaking into my own apt\u2026mebbe crawl up the adjacent fire escape\u2026.or pick the front locks. hmm\u2026that might look a little sketch. i dun get into my apt til 9:30pm. fugaz. so last nite sucked a big one. eh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">and now, an homage to the great data\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/data1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/data1.jpg 150w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/data1-48x48.jpg 48w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | cyndi lauper \u2013 goonies r good enough woo\u2026rockin\u2019 the old school. damn, goonies was a fine movie. so much for cutting back on eating out. yesterday was supposed to be happy fun cook cook day. headed to sunrise after work\u2026picked up some chinky food, and then headed back to my apt. im [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8870,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/8870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}