the man<\/b>\u2026a taller, slightly hipster, and decidedly flaming version of moby sporting a soul patch and wearing what appears to be flannel. the woman<\/b>\u2026a middle-aged woman with an annoying nasal voice who appears to have hunted down the elusive yeti, engaged in a vicious brawl (most likely starting with a quick jab of the index and middle finger to its eyes), and skinned its hide to fashion a shaggy winter coat out of. her voice is making me hemorrhage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
m<\/b> > blah blah blah (something about acting)<\/i>
w<\/b> > gorgeous! thats amazing!
m<\/b> > blah blah blah (something about a friend of theirs)<\/i>
w<\/b> > thats absolutely amazing! thats great!
m<\/b> > blah blah blah (something about winter vacation)<\/i>
w<\/b> > thats gorgeous! really great! thats amazing that youre not going to the north pole or anything (??)
m<\/b> > blah blah blah (something about brazil and s\u00e3o paulo)<\/i>
w<\/b> > gorgeous! thats so awesome!
m<\/b> > blah blah blah (something about the flight)<\/i>
w<\/b> > gorgeous! <slight pause>\u2026..thats absolutely amazing\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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