{"id":32,"date":"2003-03-16T17:09:56","date_gmt":"2003-03-16T17:09:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=32"},"modified":"2020-11-11T15:05:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T20:05:31","slug":"blind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"blind!"},"content":{"rendered":"

fuck, im blind. on the subway ride down to the giant robot party last nite, a guy stumbled and landed on my face, snapping my glasses. the guy apologized profusely, and wanted to reimburse me for it\u2026but for some reason that felt wrong. so i jus told him it was ok and got off at canal. being blind, i couldnt even figure out which way was north and south. wow\u2026suck. so i meet up with marisol anyhoo and we head into the party. according to her, it was coo. nice crowd, coo multimedia. i wouldnt kno\u2026i could only see blobs of color. ack. i tried to make the most of it\u2026staring blatantly at girls, et al. the downside was that i couldnt tell whether they were cute, dogs, or a sofa. i headed to myoptics this afternoon to try and get replacements asap\u2026but my frames had to be ordered and wouldnt be ready til tuesday. er. 2 days of blindness\u2026god is testing me. yup\u2026god. right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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ok, so for some time ive wanted to write abt my roomie, but didnt b\/c i didnt want her to accidentally stumble on it. after the nth stupid question\/comment tho, i jus had to. for a bit of back info, my roomie (and my current apt) were found on craigs list. so i dunno her that well. she seemed nice enuf when i first met her. little did i kno that shes as dumb as poo. i think it started with her inability to use the remote for my tv. \u201cwhere is the volume control?<\/i>\u201d its the button labelled \u201cvolume.\u201d theres the infamous \u201cwhats a .doc file? is that the same as a word file?<\/i>\u201d and \u201chow do u refill ur water boiler pot?<\/i>\u201d by opening the lid and pouring water in, einstein. now i can add a new one from jus 2 minutes ago! \u201chow do laptops run without plugs?<\/i>\u201d i was going to ask her whether she was kidding\u2026or question her abt the self-validating point of mobility and portability\u2026or jus ask her whether she licked paint chips as a child. then i decided against all of the above and jus replied, \u201cum\u2026batteries.\u201d yet further evidence that chips away at the validity of evolution. *sigh<\/i>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

fuck, im blind. on the subway ride down to the giant robot party last nite, a guy stumbled and landed on my face, snapping my glasses. the guy apologized profusely, and wanted to reimburse me for it\u2026but for some reason that felt wrong. so i jus told him it was ok and got off at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8868,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/8868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}