i nearly got shoved into an oncoming subway train today. the trains approaching, and im passing this big dude on the narrow pathways next to the stairways (jah kno?). and as i was passing him, he reaches out or something\u2026almost shoving me onto the tracks b4 he grabs me and goes, \u201cdamn\u2026sorry!\u201d so i nearly got smacked into pudding by a train\u2026and it was interesting, b\/c i was thinking id get the obligatory flashing life in front of my eyes. playing in the dirt piles of texas\u2026.punching and kicking my sis when we were kids\u2026.my first girlfriend in first grade (natalie\u2026.*sigh*) but nope\u2026none of that. instead\u2026the thing that did pop in my mind was not to swear as i cried, \u201choly\u2026\u2026cow?\u201d cow. ok then. not shit. or even crap. but cow? that wouldve been prolly the crappiest\u2026i mean, shittiest way to die. thinking abt childrens ears when im abt to die. *earmuffs<\/i>*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
i nearly got shoved into an oncoming subway train today. the trains approaching, and im passing this big dude on the narrow pathways next to the stairways (jah kno?). and as i was passing him, he reaches out or something\u2026almost shoving me onto the tracks b4 he grabs me and goes, \u201cdamn\u2026sorry!\u201d so i nearly […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8880,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/8880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}