{"id":308,"date":"2003-11-24T13:56:09","date_gmt":"2003-11-24T13:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=308"},"modified":"2020-11-11T10:39:08","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T15:39:08","slug":"this_ones_for_petru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"this ones for petru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>current selection<\/b> | gary jules \u2013 <i>mad world<\/i><br><b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>white castled<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i smelled the most vile rank <i>white castle<\/i> ive ever walked into today. we headed to <i>white castle<\/i> to grab lunch and walked straight into the most rank urine smell\u2026ever. ok, maybe not <i>ever<\/i>, but when ur about to grab urself a lunch, urines the last thing you want to be smelling. cow poops a close second. we werent sure whether someone just pissed themselves in the middle of the <i>white castle<\/i>, or whether it was the dude next to the entrance that looked especially stank. our plans to eat in were quickly revised to \u201ctake-out.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">anyhoo\u2026i wasnt the best student of structures in school. between the cruv-meister and the anomaly that is petru petrova (\u201c<i>ello. i am pet-ru peet-trova. i haf feef-ty pat-ents.<\/i>\u201c), structures i-iii werent the most exciting (or comprehensible) of classes in my curriculum. today however would make petru proud. with 10 white castles between me and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tienmao.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tien<\/a>, and an extra 4 from another participant\u2026we created the great <i>leaning tower of greasy boxes which formerly held tiny bite-sized yet still fully satisfying white castles<\/i>. or the \u201c<i>leaning tower of gbwfhtbsysfswc<\/i>\u201d for short. with a tinge of deconstructivism and no small amount of effort, its only peers are the san pietro of roma, walter gropius\u2019 bauhaus, and last weeks <i>great stack of take-out chinese food<\/i>, also known as the <i>great stack of tocf<\/i>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"370\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1-250x178.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1-253x180.jpg 253w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1-422x300.jpg 422w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/whitecastle1-210x150.jpg 210w, 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