article<\/a> from the ny times during lunch about a tree stump in passaic, nj that people claim looks like the virgin mary. i wasnt going to write this entry, since then itd seem like i was in some spitty mood today (im actually quite cheery). i have to remind myself everyday that i want to be a nice and open-minded person when it comes to peoples personal beliefs. i really do. but fucks sake people, its a fucking tree stump<\/b>! its not even a tree! its got the word \u201cstump\u201d attached behind the aforementioned \u201ctree\u201d!!! there are far too many people in this world who are honestly just very very stupid. theres always a news brief at least once a year about a patch of grass that looks like jesus, or wood grain that looks like the devil (the devil prefers birch), or elvis in someones cocoa krispies milk. lets take a look at this pragmatically for a second. lets say hypothetically that hey, maybe the virgin mary did <\/i>indeed want to communicate with her legions of adoring fans. shes thinking to herself, \u201cdude\u2026mary, think! think of how youre going to communicate the glory of god to the laymen. hmm, a light from the sky? a mortal vessel (maybe a priest\u2026or your average parole officer)? or hey\u2026a tree stump. thats brilliant! im going to shape a tree stump in my visage.<\/i>\u201d no people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"current selection | chage & aska \u2013 on your markfeelin\u2019 | imperious we were discussing this article from the ny times during lunch about a tree stump in passaic, nj that people claim looks like the virgin mary. i wasnt going to write this entry, since then itd seem like i was in some spitty […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-r3ligion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8628,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/8628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}