{"id":273,"date":"2003-11-05T17:20:04","date_gmt":"2003-11-05T17:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=273"},"modified":"2020-11-11T10:59:40","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T15:59:40","slug":"hail_to_the_king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"hail to the king"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>current selection<\/b> | oasis \u2013 <i>live forever<\/i><br><b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>matrix-y\u2026still. 4 more hours!<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">after watching this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockthevote.com\/multimedia\/candidates\/clark.artv.affl.150k.mov\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">video<\/a> (right-click and save) of potential presidential candidate <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clark04.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">wesley clark<\/a>, it saddens me to admit that i think the democrats are screwed in 2004. fuck you and your stupid \u201cstraight up with the crew\u201d shit, you fucking idiot. i dont want someone <i>down wit\u2019 the shizzat<\/i> as president! im not sure what the other democratic nominees are like\u2026but i just want someone to fix the shit economy! its really not too much to ask for, right? its like, hey can i have a number 3 with coke, toss in an apple pie, and resuscitate our economy and balance the budget\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">as such\u2026i would like to propose my idea for how to turn this country around. its called the \u201c<b>coronate clinton \u201904<\/b>\u201d campaign. i\u2019d like to lobby to suspend democracy briefly and install an enlightened monarchy til all is kosher again with the country. and the best person to coronate? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whitehouse.gov\/history\/presidents\/bc42.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">william j. clinton<\/a>. word. he\u2019s already had two 4 year terms as president\u2026and as such can\u2019t be elected again. so let\u2019s just coronate the bugger! he can be emperor for 8 years and bring about sweeping changes with an iron fist and absolute power. we could deck him out in swishy emperors regalia, some crazy wigs ala the sun king, and give him one of those coo scepters too\u2026and then impart upon him the power to go around whacking random people over their heads with said scepter. *<i>whack<\/i>* \u201c<i>ow\u2026what was that for?<\/i>\u201d \u201c<i>silence you bourgeois monkey!<\/i>\u201d thats power. id trust him more with absolute power than our current president with limited power.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"270\" height=\"420\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/king_clinton1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/king_clinton1.jpg 270w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/king_clinton1-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/king_clinton1-250x389.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/king_clinton1-116x180.jpg 116w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">note to the secret service. this is satire. don\u2019t arrest me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | oasis \u2013 live foreverfeelin\u2019 | matrix-y\u2026still. 4 more hours! after watching this video (right-click and save) of potential presidential candidate wesley clark, it saddens me to admit that i think the democrats are screwed in 2004. fuck you and your stupid \u201cstraight up with the crew\u201d shit, you fucking idiot. i dont [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8625,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/8625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}