{"id":265,"date":"2003-10-30T11:46:10","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T11:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=265"},"modified":"2020-11-11T11:05:59","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T16:05:59","slug":"the_real_moon_landing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"the real moon landing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>current selection<\/b> | steppenwolf \u2013 <i>magic carpet ride (fatboy slim remix)<\/i><br><b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>lunch\u2026still<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">fonz sent me <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.blogjam.com\/neil_armstrong\/\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a>. its the recently unclassified tape of the real audio from the first moon landing. everybody\u2019s used to the usual \u201c<i>one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind<\/i>\u201d hoohaw, but thats merely the edited version. the real dialogue between neil armstrong and mission control was decidedly more\u2026\u201d<i>descriptive<\/i>\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">\u201c<i>jesus h. christ in a chicken basket\u2026<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"470\" height=\"270\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/apollo1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5964\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/apollo1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/apollo1-300x172.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/apollo1-250x144.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/apollo1-313x180.jpg 313w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | steppenwolf \u2013 magic carpet ride (fatboy slim remix)feelin\u2019 | lunch\u2026still fonz sent me this. its the recently unclassified tape of the real audio from the first moon landing. everybody\u2019s used to the usual \u201cone small step for man, one giant leap for mankind\u201d hoohaw, but thats merely the edited version. the real [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8640,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/8640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}