{"id":256,"date":"2003-10-30T09:32:28","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T09:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2020-11-11T11:07:37","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T16:07:37","slug":"avp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"avp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>current selection<\/b> | esthero w\/ danny saber \u2013 <i>song for holly<\/i><br><b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>blinded<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">if you\u2019ve kept tabs on the cin3matic world lately, you mightve heard ruminations of an <i>aliens vs predator<\/i> movie. this idea originally emerged from the movie <i>predator 2<\/i>, where the head of an alien was plopped in a trophy case. well, if you didnt know, the movies actually been green-lit and has been shooting for a while now, helmed by paul ws andersen. i had reservations about this movie since its inception for a number of reasons. one\u2026<i>mortal kombat<\/i> sucked, ergo paul andersen sucked since he vomitted up the thing. the shite dialogue still echoes in my ears every so often\u2026.*<i>cower<\/i>* two\u2026<i>resident evil<\/i> half-sucked. i couldnt watch the movie without having to cover my ears from the shit soundtrack that ass marilyn manson shat out. milla jovovich and her nakedness however made it thoroughly watchable. and three\u2026well, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aintitcool.com\/display.cgi?id=16395\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">prognosis<\/a> of the script so far hasnt been too optimistic. ill however save personal judgement for the movie til i see it. things dont bode well tho when you refer to your movie by an acronym. <i>avp<\/i>? what is that shit? look at what happened to <i>the league<\/i> (aka <i>lxg<\/i>). its just a rule of thumb, save for the <i>terminator<\/i> movies\u2026theyre exempt. and neither stan winston (who designed the original predator) nor hr giger (aliens, natch) are on board either\u2026so thats a shot in the left ass cheek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">anyway\u2026a teaser trailer and a featurette with paul andersen was just made available for mass consumption. the teaser trailer features alot of heavy breathing, grunting, and nothing much else. thoroughly exciting\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/avp\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">teaser trailer<\/a><br>&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/fox\/avp\/featurette\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">featurette<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"470\" height=\"170\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/avp1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5990\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/avp1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/avp1-300x109.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/avp1-250x90.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | esthero w\/ danny saber \u2013 song for hollyfeelin\u2019 | blinded if you\u2019ve kept tabs on the cin3matic world lately, you mightve heard ruminations of an aliens vs predator movie. this idea originally emerged from the movie predator 2, where the head of an alien was plopped in a trophy case. well, if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8643,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/8643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}