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current selection<\/b> | psykosonik \u2013 count to zero<\/i>
feelin\u2019<\/b> | swell<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n

a cin3matic topic ive rarely covered lately seems to be star wars<\/b>. with all the coverage the matrix <\/i>and lord of the rings<\/i> gets these days, star wars <\/i>seems to have been thrown into the backseat (along with parking tickets, gym clothes, and happy meal toys). i suppose im in the vast majority of the population who thinks lucas has a pole up his ass and is smashing the franchise into a wall\u2026repeatedly. theres just something about his crappy dialogue and stilted direction that kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth. like stale mcdonalds fries and that waxy layer of shiz it leaves on your tongue. awful\u2026blech. anyway, information regarding episode iii<\/i> (or trois<\/i>, if you\u2019re french) has slowly trickled out little by little over the course of the production, and its just now that more detailed accounts of the movie have emerged. amongst them are details of anakin\u2019s ass-kicking at the hands of obi-wan, how the jedi council gets their butts kicked all over the place, and new villains that come up. amongst them is some guy named grevious <\/i>(it looks just like the word grievous\u2026lucas you clever dude, you), possibly another guy named durge, and the one im banking on to kick the most ass\u2026asajj ventress<\/i>. the latter one, ventress<\/i>, was first seen as a conceptual drawing for episode ii: attack of hayden christensen\u2019s rat tail<\/i>. before count doodu<\/i> took precedence as the new villain, one of the sketches conceptual artist dermot power drew was of a pale and bald female sith sporting double curved-hilt sabers. she was eventually dropped in favor of saruman, but they brought her back as a character in the clone wars animated mini-series<\/i>, and (presumably) episode iii<\/i>. hopefully all the speculations are true and she\u2019ll make an appearance in the movie (currently none of the villains mentioned above are listed on imdb<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

like everybody else who shat on the newest star wars <\/i>movies\u2026ill still be there opening day to watch the movie. lucas promises it will be \u201cthe darkest episode yet.<\/i>\u201d woooo\u2026lucas, you spinster of eloquent descriptions. im sold. maybe he\u2019ll still fuck it up\u2026at least there\u2019ll be light saber fights to enjoy.
star wars resources<\/u><\/p>\n\n\n\n

> asajj ventress via starwars.com<\/a>
> ign article on newest eps3 news<\/a>
> star wars rumor mill<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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