{"id":224,"date":"2003-10-10T10:20:36","date_gmt":"2003-10-10T10:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=224"},"modified":"2020-11-11T13:36:38","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T18:36:38","slug":"fwoosh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"fwoosh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/xanga\/saber1.gif\" alt=\"\"><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">the inner geek speaks\u2026it wants a light saber for christmas. while i do think the <b>star wars<\/b> franchise has\u2026<i>waned<\/i> a bit since jar jar came into the picture and anakin turned out to be a pissy little fuck, nothing could dilute the coo-ness that is a lightsaber. which is why everyone and their sister should go out and get a damn <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.masterreplicas.com\/(t0pggwbktpaxq2isffigh2qe)\/StarWars\/SWProduct.aspx?sItemID=SW-202\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">lightsaber<\/a>. they even have the <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.masterreplicas.com\/(t0pggwbktpaxq2isffigh2qe)\/StarWars\/SWProduct.aspx?sItemID=SW-203\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">skywalker version<\/a> too! and if you have money pouring out your ass (wait\u2026thats disgusting)\u2026then you can upgrade and get exact replicas of everybody\u2019s light sabers (sans the fx or beam). that includes darth mauls lil <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.masterreplicas.com\/(t0pggwbktpaxq2isffigh2qe)\/StarWars\/SWProduct.aspx?sItemID=SW-108\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">bad boy<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"310\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6850\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1-300x155.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1-250x129.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1-550x284.jpg 550w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1-348x180.jpg 348w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/sabers1-581x300.jpg 581w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the inner geek speaks\u2026it wants a light saber for christmas. while i do think the star wars franchise has\u2026waned a bit since jar jar came into the picture and anakin turned out to be a pissy little fuck, nothing could dilute the coo-ness that is a lightsaber. which is why everyone and their sister should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gaming-toys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8677,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions\/8677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}