{"id":192,"date":"2003-09-18T14:23:18","date_gmt":"2003-09-18T14:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=192"},"modified":"2020-11-11T13:54:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T18:54:31","slug":"_history_of_cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"history of cows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>current selection<\/b> | weezer \u2013 <i>island in the sun<\/i><br><b>feelin\u2019<\/b> | <i>hip hip<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">after the nth time being asked, i thought id take today to explain a bit about why there are cows and bears all over this damn site. quite the exciting <i>topic du jour<\/i>, right? a while back i met this dude named jim at a friends bbq. he was with a band called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bionicbumper.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><i><b>bump<\/b><\/i><\/a> and seemed like a coo guy, so we were talking. a few months later he emails me asking me if i wanted to do some mini flyers for his band\u2026so i fig\u2019d itd be fun and said yes. this is essentially where the cows and bears come in. the cow is my cornell cow\u2026squishy, fun, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cornell.edu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">cornell<\/a> written on its ass\u2026and the bear was a gift from a friend. so for the flyers, i took photos of um\u2026the cow riding the bear. dont think about the logisitics of it\u2026im jus telling you that the cow was riding the bear. u kno\u2026bump! i made 4 flyers for them\u20261 with a car design, and 3 with the cow+bear from different angles. anyhoo\u2026they came out coo and shit\u2026and when it came time to redesign my <a href=\"http:\/\/elysium.m3ntalcontraband.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><b>elysium<\/b><\/a> site, i liked the humping cow so much that i used it as part of the design. and then when it came time for my journal, i jus brought over the humping cow from <b>elysium<\/b>. so there ya go\u2026humping cow history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/cows2.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6152\"><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>current selection | weezer \u2013 island in the sunfeelin\u2019 | hip hip after the nth time being asked, i thought id take today to explain a bit about why there are cows and bears all over this damn site. quite the exciting topic du jour, right? a while back i met this dude named jim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8712,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/8712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}