{"id":191,"date":"2003-09-18T17:53:42","date_gmt":"2003-09-18T17:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2020-11-11T13:53:20","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T18:53:20","slug":"theres_this_bjork_song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"theres this bjork song&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">\u2026that goes, \u201c<i>my name is(a)bel\u2026tearing you a new assss\u2026hole<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">so isabels gonna come rumbling thru the northeast and be an all-around dickhead when it starts uprooting trees and gophers and tossing winnebagos into peoples backyards. i dont think nyc will be affected anywhere near as bad as the people down in north carolina\u2026we just might get our shoes damp. damn you isabel!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">theres also this really coo picture (appropriated from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothamist.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><b>gothamist<\/b><\/a>\u2026thanx!) of the hurricane on the water. if you squint closely, youll see the captain rowing away\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"475\" height=\"355\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/isabel1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/isabel1.jpg 475w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/isabel1-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/isabel1-250x187.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/isabel1-241x180.jpg 241w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/isabel1-401x300.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026that goes, \u201cmy name is(a)bel\u2026tearing you a new assss\u2026hole\u201c so isabels gonna come rumbling thru the northeast and be an all-around dickhead when it starts uprooting trees and gophers and tossing winnebagos into peoples backyards. i dont think nyc will be affected anywhere near as bad as the people down in north carolina\u2026we just might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8711,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions\/8711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}