{"id":188,"date":"2003-09-17T11:06:30","date_gmt":"2003-09-17T11:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=188"},"modified":"2020-11-11T14:05:44","modified_gmt":"2020-11-11T19:05:44","slug":"fall_down_embankment_run_from_nazgul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"fall down embankment, run from nazgul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">some geek humor\u2026for <i>the lord of the rings<\/i> fans out there (which should be everybody!!!) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tienmao.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tien<\/a> (via his friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rachelleb.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">rachelle<\/a>) sent this bit of direction finding to mordor. i dunno whether this wouldve helped frodo or not\u2026it probably wouldve sent him around angmar and thru 3 <i>pizza huts<\/i> before finally hitting mordor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>walking directions:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ooblick.com\/text\/tomordor\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">hobbiton &gt; mordor<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/questmap1.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6800\"><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>some geek humor\u2026for the lord of the rings fans out there (which should be everybody!!!) tien (via his friend rachelle) sent this bit of direction finding to mordor. i dunno whether this wouldve helped frodo or not\u2026it probably wouldve sent him around angmar and thru 3 pizza huts before finally hitting mordor. walking directions: hobbiton [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8716,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions\/8716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}