{"id":1383,"date":"2011-02-10T10:34:25","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T10:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2020-11-04T07:05:15","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T12:05:15","slug":"lolspeak_needs_to_die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1383","title":{"rendered":"lolspeak needs to die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">remember in the 90\u2019s when annoying young people uSeD 2 wRiTe LiKe tHis, and you had wished you\u2019d invested more in the prophylactics industry? or at the least in the louisville slugger company? thankfully these days we have an equally, if not more annoying variant around that not only young(er) people feel the need to use, but even grown adults who want to sound both dumb and internet savvy while blending in with the 4chan and gaming crowd.\u00a0 fuck you lolspeak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">this will most likely be a rant. it cant be helped\u2026im exposed to it too frequently. i thought itd die away\u2026but shit, those stupid lolcats just keep getting churned out. and having already been a closet grammar nazi, its slowly shaved away my sanity to the point of having to bitch about it here. for those fortunate enough to not be familiar with lolspeak, here\u2019s a primer.\u00a0 if there\u2019s a way to piss all over the english language, both spelling-wise and grammatically, hey piss away.\u00a0 for example, instead of saying \u201c<i>hey there good sir, can i possibly have a cheeseburger<\/i>?\u201d, the proper lolspeak vernacular would be \u2018<i><a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"I Can Has Cheezburger?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.icanhascheezburger.com\/\" rel=\"homepage\">i can haz cheezburger<\/a>?<\/i>\u201d it starts as a bundle of cute misspelling, especially when paired with kitten pictures.\u00a0 but after the dickjillionth time, it just becomes what it was to begin with\u2026stupid. no really\u2026youre intentionally sounding like an illiterate moron. most people sound illiterate naturally\u2026you dont need lolspeak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"469\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lolspeak01.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lolspeak01.jpg 400w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lolspeak01-256x300.jpg 256w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lolspeak01-250x293.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/lolspeak01-154x180.jpg 154w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i had written a summation comparing lolspeak to a three year old. but then that wouldnt be fair to my niece, who IS three, and speaks more eloquently than lolspeakers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>remember in the 90\u2019s when annoying young people uSeD 2 wRiTe LiKe tHis, and you had wished you\u2019d invested more in the prophylactics industry? 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