{"id":1341,"date":"2009-12-16T12:04:17","date_gmt":"2009-12-16T12:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2020-11-04T07:45:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T12:45:27","slug":"roomba_fucker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1341","title":{"rendered":"roomba fucker"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"589\" height=\"369\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1.jpg 589w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1-250x157.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1-550x345.jpg 550w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1-287x180.jpg 287w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/roomba1-479x300.jpg 479w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 589px) 100vw, 589px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">in other news\u2026we had our office party yesterday at the <i>ainsworth<\/i>.\u00a0 instead of the usual gift exchange, we went with the more cut-throat \u201cwhite elephant\u201d model.\u00a0 which, as it turned out, i was actually drawn dead last and could take anything i wanted (woot!).\u00a0 i snatched 3 scratch-off game cards that someone had brought as gifts, and promptly won $15 (woot!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i spent it this morning on 3 more scratch-off cards and came away with\u2026\u2026$0.\u00a0 fuck.\u00a0 holidays\u2026yaaaaay\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in other news\u2026we had our office party yesterday at the ainsworth.\u00a0 instead of the usual gift exchange, we went with the more cut-throat \u201cwhite elephant\u201d model.\u00a0 which, as it turned out, i was actually drawn dead last and could take anything i wanted (woot!).\u00a0 i snatched 3 scratch-off game cards that someone had brought as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7196,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions\/7196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}