{"id":1244,"date":"2008-08-20T11:38:36","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T11:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1244"},"modified":"2020-11-04T10:19:29","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T15:19:29","slug":"ball_kissing_and_mounting_moth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1244","title":{"rendered":"ball kissing and mounting mothers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">via i4\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>addendum<\/b> | apparently not from the current olympics (too bad), but a collection from past olympics and various sporting events.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>Here are the top nine comments made by broadcasters at NBC sports so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:<\/b><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: \u2018I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.\u2019<br>2. Boxing Analyst: \u2018Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.\u2019<br>3. Weightlifting commentator: \u2018This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.\u2019<br>4. Dressage commentator: \u2018This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.\u2019<br>5. Softball announcer: \u2018If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.\u2019<br>6. Basketball analyst: \u2018He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn\u2019t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.\u2019<br>7. At the rowing medal ceremony: \u2018Ah, isn\u2019t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.\u2019<br>8. Soccer commentator: \u2018Julian Dicks is everywhere. It\u2019s like they\u2019ve got eleven Dicks on the field.\u2019<br>9. Tennis commentator: \u2018One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them\u2026 Oh my God, what have I just said?\u2019<br>and in the same vein\u2026i thought this was a funny quote. refreshingly honest while not completely being aware of it. from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/08\/20\/sports\/olympics\/20archery.html?pagewanted=2&amp;ref=olympics\" target=\"_blanl\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">ny times article<\/a> about a us archery coach who proselytizes christianity.<br><i>to be an effective archer, lee said, athletes must learn to clear their heads and focus. \u201cif you are christian,\u201d he said, \u201cthen people can have that kind of empty mind.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via i4\u2026 addendum | apparently not from the current olympics (too bad), but a collection from past olympics and various sporting events. Here are the top nine comments made by broadcasters at NBC sports so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: \u2018I owe a lot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1244"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7300,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1244\/revisions\/7300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}