{"id":1239,"date":"2008-07-10T12:29:41","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T12:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2020-11-04T11:01:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T16:01:09","slug":"somewhere_further_than_venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1239","title":{"rendered":"somewhere further than venus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">the myths are confirmed\u2026women are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/LIVING\/personal\/07\/10\/shes.not.that.into.you\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">confusing<\/a>! and one of probably two hundred reasons why im still flying solo is explained further. its an interesting read for the most part\u2026except the last line \u201c<i>i may be betraying my fellow men by admitting this, but we like a challenge.<\/i>\u201d which is a load of shit\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/LIVING\/personal\/07\/10\/shes.not.that.into.you\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">she\u2019s just not that into you<\/a> (via cnn)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the myths are confirmed\u2026women are confusing! and one of probably two hundred reasons why im still flying solo is explained further. its an interesting read for the most part\u2026except the last line \u201ci may be betraying my fellow men by admitting this, but we like a challenge.\u201d which is a load of shit\u2026 &gt; she\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7312,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions\/7312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}