{"id":1201,"date":"2007-09-11T23:37:47","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T23:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1201"},"modified":"2020-11-04T13:21:27","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T18:21:27","slug":"new_tvand_im_out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1201","title":{"rendered":"new tv&#8230;and im out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">yay for my fucking flat-screen finally getting here! in one piece that is. i ordered myself a 32\u2033 aquos on or near my birthday (hey, nobody else was getting me something!) and it was actually sent off and delivered pretty fast. except when it was set up, plugged in, and then flicked on for the first time, the screen looked funny. like it was shattered\u2026except the screen wasnt physically shattered, just the pixels. fucking a. i emailed the site i ordered it from, sent pics of the box and tv, (see dent here. see pixels looking all poop) etc. they sent fedex to pick it up, but didnt bother letting me know. so the first time the fedex guy showed up, i was like, <i>hi\u2026youre picking what up?<\/i>. actually, i lie. it was saturday morning and it was more like \u201c<i>muuuuur\u2026er?<\/i>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">a week after the fedex guy comes back again and picks up the tv, im asking myself, k wheres the bloody replacement. i email them, theyre like, \u201c<i>oh noes! the receiving guy like refunded you instead lolz! want us to charge you and send it again?<\/i>\u201d and im like fuck yea, send that goddamn thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">so nearly a month from the time i put in the order, i finally get my flat screen. and it works. and im happy. woots. my berfday was like a month ago. fuckfaces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\"><b>MOTHERLAND<\/b><br>in other news, im heading back to taiwan next week. so if i had plans with you this weekend or next week\u2026er, raincheck. ill see you when i get back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">(inaugurating the new flat-screen with a <i>return of the king<\/i> showing)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"620\" height=\"358\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5982\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1.jpg 620w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1-300x173.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1-250x144.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1-550x318.jpg 550w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1-312x180.jpg 312w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/aquos1-520x300.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yay for my fucking flat-screen finally getting here! 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