{"id":1189,"date":"2007-08-01T13:08:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T13:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1189"},"modified":"2020-11-04T13:27:40","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T18:27:40","slug":"american_like_apple_pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1189","title":{"rendered":"american like apple pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">oh snap\u2026i thought i\u2019d posted about this. then i realized i didnt\u2026yar. this is already weeks old, but i thought it was funny. money magazine came out with their annual list for the <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/magazines\/moneymag\/bplive\/2007\/top100\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">best towns to live in<\/a> in america. i was perusing thru the towns, seeing what and why towns were deemed \u201cspanky\u201d and came across this weird little town in new jersey called montville. wait, thats my home town\u2026what the fuck? yea, apparently my hometown is ranked 13th in the entire country for the best towns to live in. go us\u2026? honestly, changebridge road (the main ave) is kinda bleh. but i can see how they dig all the public parks and stuff. i fired this off to my family when the article first came out\u2026right about the same time they all fired off like-minded forwards to us and all their friends. we got a kick out of it. my dad probably had a 10-mile wide smile on his face when he saw it\u2026ha, jk. more accurately, $$$$ signs lit up in his eyes. go mustangs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/magazines\/moneymag\/bplive\/2007\/top100\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">montville doesnt suck\u2026and is actually awesome!<\/a> (via cnn)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh snap\u2026i thought i\u2019d posted about this. then i realized i didnt\u2026yar. this is already weeks old, but i thought it was funny. money magazine came out with their annual list for the best towns to live in in america. i was perusing thru the towns, seeing what and why towns were deemed \u201cspanky\u201d and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7396,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions\/7396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}