{"id":1185,"date":"2007-07-03T07:31:51","date_gmt":"2007-07-03T07:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1185"},"modified":"2020-11-04T13:30:12","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T18:30:12","slug":"kwike_marts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1185","title":{"rendered":"kwik-e marts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">oh noes why do they do this shit while im in amsterdam?? as a tie-in to the upcoming <i>simpsons<\/i> movie release, they\u2019ve converted a dozen or so 7-11\u2019s around the country into the iconic <i>kwik-e marts<\/i> of the show. and theres one in new york city!!! fuckers! and not only were the 7-11\u2019s made to look like <i>kwik-e marts<\/i>, but they also sell buzz cola, slushees, and krusty-o cereals. gah! you bastards!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/SHOWBIZ\/Movies\/07\/02\/7.eleven.kwik.e.mart.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">kwik-e marts sprout up around the country<\/a> (via cnn)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"353\" src=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/buzz_cola1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/buzz_cola1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/buzz_cola1-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/buzz_cola1-250x170.jpg 250w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/buzz_cola1-265x180.jpg 265w, https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/buzz_cola1-442x300.jpg 442w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh noes why do they do this shit while im in amsterdam?? as a tie-in to the upcoming simpsons movie release, they\u2019ve converted a dozen or so 7-11\u2019s around the country into the iconic kwik-e marts of the show. and theres one in new york city!!! fuckers! and not only were the 7-11\u2019s made to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cin3ma-television","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7401,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions\/7401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}