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current selection <\/b>| lhb \u2013 no transmission<\/i>
feelin\u2019 <\/b>| quite entertained<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n

shannan sent along whats got to be the greatest article\/website i\u2019ve ever read about christians and creationism. before i get into this super-fun-time of an article, lemme take the time for a little disclaimer. even tho i christian-bash, i like christians. theres some fine ppl out there that are coincidentally christian. marisols christian. my sisters christian. shit, i used to be christian (southern baptist\u2026word!) but with any major religion, theres bound to be a vocal minority (or majority\u2026shit, i dunno) that do nutty things. so dun get me wrong, i like christians\u2026its jus that alot of you are dumb. oh, and another disclaimer is that contrary to popular belief, i equally belittle all major organized religions. im more of a supporter of enlightenment and personal religion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ok\u2026pc disclaimer outta the way\u2026here goes. so my co-worker shannan sends me this great web page<\/a> about a baptist creation science fair. so you\u2019re thinking to yourself, what the fuck do you do for a baptist creation science fair? why\u2026things like, \u201cmy uncle isnt a monkey<\/i>\u201c, \u201cpokemon prove evolutionism is false (sic)<\/i>\u201c, \u201cthermodynamics of hell fire<\/i>\u201c, and my personal favorite, \u201cwomen were designed for homemaking<\/i>.\u201d that last one made me bust out laughing. my supervisor jus went \u201cshhh!\u201d shhhush you! damn\u2026where to even begin with this one. normally i always find ample things to point out and beat to death, but in the face of so much stupidity, im just at a loss. i mean, do they really have stupidity fairs like this in america? i had to double-check whether this was a parody site. but not finding any incriminating evidence to indicate otherwise\u2026it seems there really are whole fairs of stupidity out there. quality shit like a girl sticking water, a vitamin, and a charcoal briquet in a jar overnite, then praying to god not to make any miracles\u2026then finding out nothing happens to prove that life cant come from random elements. congratulations you little dong, you\u2019ve just single-handedly discredited the entire field of life sciences. you will be going far in life. apparently she\u2019s also never left pizza in the fridge for extended periods of time\u2026thats science. seriously, how does stupidity run so rampant in this country? i mean, christianity isnt relegated to america\u2026so why does america get the stupidified variant? this is utterly embarassing\u2026whole masses of kids are gonna grow up stupid with biblically-stunted cognitive skills and suspect scientific reasoning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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current selection | lhb \u2013 no transmissionfeelin\u2019 | quite entertained shannan sent along whats got to be the greatest article\/website i\u2019ve ever read about christians and creationism. before i get into this super-fun-time of an article, lemme take the time for a little disclaimer. even tho i christian-bash, i like christians. theres some fine ppl […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-r3ligion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8782,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/8782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}