{"id":1175,"date":"2007-04-02T23:14:14","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T23:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1175"},"modified":"2020-11-04T13:36:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T18:36:09","slug":"april_weekends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1175","title":{"rendered":"april weekends"},"content":{"rendered":"

blah\u2026obligatory post since im a week overdue. i got a new phone\u2026wooha! my old samsung was seriously old-school\u2026so i upgraded to a swanky new motorola rizr. yea\u2026a rizr. like, missing a vowel much? motorola seriously needs a new naming convention. its starting to sound like a dodgeball team.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201callow me the pleasure of introducing you to blade\u2026 laser\u2026 blazer\u2026 razr\u2026 rizr\u2026\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n

new names moto\u2026new names. anyhoo, besides the asinine name, the phones pretty coo. its swishy, lets me use my own wallpapers, and is swishy. it also has pretty lights and makes clicky noises for my amusement. oh, and i just checked. ive had my old phone since august 2003\u2026crikeys<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

this weekend i chilled with fish in joisey. i needed some suburban air, so we chilled in south orange. some yum southern comfort food for din, then coffee at a new hipster coffee joint where they was a live band playing \u201chappy jazz\u201d. the loud music fucked fish\u2019s chess game\u2026but that didnt stop me from fucking up and giving him the game. yar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

anyhoo, its already april\u2026bugger. too much shit coming up\u2026wahhh!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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blah\u2026obligatory post since im a week overdue. i got a new phone\u2026wooha! my old samsung was seriously old-school\u2026so i upgraded to a swanky new motorola rizr. yea\u2026a rizr. like, missing a vowel much? motorola seriously needs a new naming convention. its starting to sound like a dodgeball team. \u201callow me the pleasure of introducing you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7412,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1175\/revisions\/7412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}