{"id":1056,"date":"2005-10-17T14:22:19","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T14:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2020-11-04T19:01:24","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T00:01:24","slug":"mmmyakult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1056","title":{"rendered":"mmm&#8230;yakult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">i wonder if its considered genocide everytime i drink a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yakult.co.uk\/flash_content\/flash_content.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">yakult<\/a> and ingest 8 billion live lactobacillus casei strain shirota? goddamn its good stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i wonder if its considered genocide everytime i drink a yakult and ingest 8 billion live lactobacillus casei strain shirota? goddamn its good stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7621,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions\/7621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}