{"id":1022,"date":"2005-08-18T15:05:44","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T15:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.m3ntalcontraband.com\/?p=1022"},"modified":"2020-11-04T21:45:54","modified_gmt":"2020-11-05T02:45:54","slug":"diddy_kong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/?p=1022","title":{"rendered":"diddy kong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-paragraph\">and in other earth-shocking holy shit motherfucking holy hell news, p.diddy (aka: sean combs, puff daddy, puff, puffy, tim) has just announced that he will now be henceforth known only as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/08\/18\/people.diddy.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">diddy<\/a>. quote the massive disembodied bloated head, \u201c<i>we had to move the p. we had to simplify it. diddy is more personal. we are entering into the age of diddy. it\u2019s a new era.<\/i>\u201d yes\u2026a new era! huzzah! his infinite humility is blinding my feeble eyeballs\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"text-paragraph\">&gt; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/SHOWBIZ\/Music\/08\/18\/people.diddy.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">p. diddy now known as \u201cstupid\u201d<\/a> (via cnn)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and in other earth-shocking holy shit motherfucking holy hell news, p.diddy (aka: sean combs, puff daddy, puff, puffy, tim) has just announced that he will now be henceforth known only as diddy. quote the massive disembodied bloated head, \u201cwe had to move the p. we had to simplify it. diddy is more personal. we are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"bgseo_title":"","bgseo_description":"","bgseo_robots_index":"index","bgseo_robots_follow":"follow","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7655,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions\/7655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/m3ntal.halleytsai.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}